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Pickin' & Grinnin' => Other Bluegrass Banjo Topics => Topic started by: TDF5G on March 20, 2014, 04:05:19 PM

Title: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 20, 2014, 04:05:19 PM
Stole this one from Facebook.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 20, 2014, 04:08:25 PM
I just ran across this one in my pic folder.  I don't remember where I got it.

If it has been posted here already I apologize.   :(
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 20, 2014, 04:17:07 PM
OK just one more!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 20, 2014, 05:06:02 PM
Run faster,,, I hear banjos playing.......   :very happy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on March 21, 2014, 03:16:43 PM
 :hat wave: :hat wave: :hat wave:
other more
Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 21, 2014, 04:08:26 PM
I like the frying pan.   :thumbs:

A person could do some hot pickin' with that I reckon! :excited:

And maybe fry and egg fer breakfast too.

 :hat wave:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 21, 2014, 05:11:22 PM
The little Banjo Boy..  :lol:    I like it....   :applaud:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on April 02, 2014, 08:58:15 PM
.(http://holler.banjoholler.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6152.0;attach=4120;image)
I have made several banjos out of frying pans.
Just a wild guess, but this one is a clever "Photoshop" image, since there is no bridge, and thedisance from the nut to the 12th does NOT appear to be equal to the distance from the 12th to where the strings are anchored.

Hold a piece of paper up to the streen, mark the distance nut to 12, and check it for yourself.

But it's SO smoothly done, it's a shame it's not real.

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 03, 2014, 03:25:40 PM
 :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 04, 2014, 04:01:27 PM
Stole this from somewhere.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on April 04, 2014, 09:33:50 PM
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc296/fivestring2/4banjo2_zpsfd01d96e.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 07, 2014, 10:53:09 AM
 :funny post:

Why are there no banjos on Star Trek?






Because it's in the future!
 :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: oldhippy on April 07, 2014, 12:06:40 PM
you can tell the image was created (or at least named) by someone with no knowledge of star trek. Doctor Spock...  :-)  Wasn't Dr. Spock some baby advice guy?
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 07, 2014, 12:37:56 PM
Yeah, he said not to spank yer young 'uns!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: oldhippy on April 07, 2014, 02:40:21 PM
Perhaps it seemed logical at the time.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 07, 2014, 03:47:44 PM
 :funny post:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 09, 2014, 11:01:48 AM
 :eyeroll:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 11, 2014, 12:47:42 PM
 :hammer:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Paulf on April 11, 2014, 06:02:09 PM
 :funny post:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 13, 2014, 09:34:11 PM
and no one plays a juice harp, or, have they all been muted also?   :laughing:
but wait  :stop:

Bob Burns and his bazooka  http://arkansasroadstories.com/burns.html (http://arkansasroadstories.com/burns.html)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 15, 2014, 09:14:41 AM
 :salute:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 15, 2014, 11:01:15 AM
Love it.....  :very happy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 16, 2014, 11:35:05 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on April 16, 2014, 05:32:07 PM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 16, 2014, 05:36:46 PM
Happy wife, happy life....  :whistle:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 17, 2014, 01:42:32 PM
But wait!   :stop:

There's more!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on April 17, 2014, 02:08:43 PM
N...here..i thought all tha..$..whud in Blastin...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 17, 2014, 02:30:57 PM
Yah,,,, BLASTING  on that darn banjo...  :excited:

I've been learning for 7 years or so and nobody in my family has ever asked to hear me play
something...  that tells me how much they cherish the sound of a banjo....  :(

No wonder I'm like I am.... come here a min brother  :kick butt smiley  Oh, excuse me I didn't see you there.. :excited:

Whoops...!   :very happy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 17, 2014, 02:49:49 PM
Yep, it cracks me up, where he claims that, "The ladies love the banjo".

Yeah, they love it when you leave the toilet seat up too!

He must know different ladies than I know!
 :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 17, 2014, 06:52:25 PM
I'd just see the poster you put up on John McEuen's Facebook page the other day.... He post some good reads on his page from time to time...

 :chocolate bunny:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 18, 2014, 11:10:01 AM
 :eyeroll:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 18, 2014, 11:15:31 AM
 :lol:     :funny post: 

The nightmare was when Roy, Grandpa, and Stringbean all had their banjos a playing them...  :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 21, 2014, 12:04:36 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Paulf on April 21, 2014, 05:49:00 PM
Once again,   :funny post:    :hat wave:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 22, 2014, 09:14:23 AM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 23, 2014, 08:59:12 AM
(http://i946.photobucket.com/albums/ad306/BanjerMike/dead_zps567a79e9.gif) (http://s946.photobucket.com/user/BanjerMike/media/dead_zps567a79e9.gif.html) OH NO !, another banjo funny...  :very happy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 23, 2014, 04:07:04 PM
Are ya tired of these yet, I got more! 
 :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 23, 2014, 04:14:21 PM
Keep them coming Todd  ...   :applaud:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on April 23, 2014, 10:46:13 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/843/rtn12.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on April 23, 2014, 10:56:35 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/845/db37.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 23, 2014, 11:01:26 PM
Atta boy, Sunshine...  (http://i946.photobucket.com/albums/ad306/BanjerMike/smileys-sunbathing_zps1b3842c6.gif) (http://s946.photobucket.com/user/BanjerMike/media/smileys-sunbathing_zps1b3842c6.gif.html)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on April 23, 2014, 11:03:47 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/834/sxrp.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 24, 2014, 01:22:03 AM
he must be tuned in Open G.........  :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on April 24, 2014, 09:04:28 AM
.(http://www.hangoutstorage.com/banjohangout.org/storage/photos/large/88/8805-13938182392013.jpg)

"Hey! Anybody got any ideas for a rousing refrain for  this song I'm working on? It's called O Mary Don't You Weep!  "

-C. Heston-
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 24, 2014, 10:04:51 AM
 :funny post: :applaud:

Those are all great, keep 'em coming!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 24, 2014, 03:22:14 PM
 :stop: STOP, WAIT, NO, NO..  I can't see why the guy would want to ruin a perfectly good Banjo... :ponder:

What was this guy thinking..   :BangHead:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 24, 2014, 03:40:53 PM
Yeah I know, I was thinking, SAVE THE BANJO!!

 :Swimmer:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 29, 2014, 04:22:54 PM
This may have been posted on The Holler a few years back.  I've seen it before somewhere, I came upon it again a couple of days ago.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 29, 2014, 04:29:06 PM
 :laughing:  Hey, Jimmy in his John Deere hat and left handed banjo....  what more could a group want.

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 29, 2014, 04:38:32 PM
I don't regularly watch "That 70's Show."  Just see it occasionally.  I had the TV on last evening in the camper when I was cleaning it up.

(slow day at work this afternoon so I'll pass this along)

Red had bought a little dog for his wife, Kitty.  The neighbour guy with the afro, I think his name is Bob, wanted to know why Red got the dog. 

Red said, "I got the dog to make Kitty happy."  Bob says, "Well if you want to make her happy you should have got her a banjo."

"A banjo?" Red replies.  "Yeah, you can't hold a banjo without smiling" exclaims Bob.  "You couldn't hold a potato chip without smiling," retorts Red.

Sorry, if you aren't familiar with the show.  It's funnier if you know the characters.  It's mostly pretty dumb stuff.  Real people don't act like they do on that show.  Red & Kitty can be funny sometimes.   Just thought I'd share the banjo joke with y'all.
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 29, 2014, 04:39:51 PM
I just hope Jimmy doesn't smash the banjo and set it on fire. :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 30, 2014, 11:54:37 AM
Not about banjos but it could be!
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 30, 2014, 04:26:17 PM
Banjoneurosis  :lol:

Sounds like a good banjo song a coming...   :idea:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 01, 2014, 09:35:52 AM
 :eyeroll:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 02, 2014, 09:27:59 AM
 :HotCoffee:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 02, 2014, 12:16:54 PM
 :sm. bravo:  by any other name  "a big rat with a banjo"   :point & laugh:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 02, 2014, 03:29:24 PM
I think I saw one of 'em in my yard.   :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 02, 2014, 04:48:57 PM
amazing how many rodents play the banjo.... :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: dmiller on May 03, 2014, 02:37:08 PM
(http://www.teachmeteamwork.com/.a/6a00d83451bd8169e2015391ed1f84970b-pi)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 05, 2014, 09:54:15 AM
 :funny post:

That's a good 'un.  Hadn't seen that!

Here's another one.
 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on May 05, 2014, 10:05:14 AM
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc296/fivestring2/banjoinfestation_zps302554e7.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 05, 2014, 10:20:33 AM
 :laughing:   almost as bad as "musician infestation"   :funny post:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 05, 2014, 10:26:10 AM
That could be bad I reckon, unless it was a bunch of old prewar flatheads!
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on May 05, 2014, 10:51:22 AM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/842/9p0n.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 05, 2014, 11:57:34 AM
That's what Momma always said,,, "Recycle Michael"......
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 05, 2014, 02:03:15 PM
Where are those trash cans?  I need to pay a visit to that place!  :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on May 05, 2014, 03:50:12 PM
TDF5G,
That was the 2011 MENSA convention. :Giggly:

(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/838/qo57.png)

Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 05, 2014, 04:48:59 PM
 :good post:

 :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Paulf on May 05, 2014, 05:30:56 PM
 :applaud: :good post: :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 06, 2014, 09:28:44 AM
Found this one in the desk drawer yesterday. :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on May 06, 2014, 11:16:03 PM
:funny post:

That's a good 'un.  Hadn't seen that!

Here's another one.

I'm flattered that you posted my artwork.

Moses is saying to the newly freed Hebrew slaves
"Grab thy banjos, and let's get the pluck out of here!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 07, 2014, 10:40:16 AM
Well Mike, I may have stolen your pic right here from the Holler some time ago. I thought it was great.  I'll give credit where credit is due.  You're welcome and thanks.

I've started a collection of banjo & bluegrass comics that I come across from different forums including FaceBook and some straight from the newspaper such as Dennis The Menace. 

I just lose track of where I get them from and where I've shared which ones and so on..... :NoWay:

I've been trying share all of them here with everyone.  Posting one per day or so. 

 :thanks:

Here's 'nuther 'un.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on May 07, 2014, 10:04:20 PM
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc296/fivestring2/banjonexttocouch_zps0b1d0415.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on May 07, 2014, 10:10:47 PM
Well Mike, I may have stolen your pic right here from the Holler some time ago. I thought it was great.  I'll give credit where credit is due.  You're welcome and thanks.

I've started a collection of banjo & bluegrass comics that I come across from different forums including FaceBook and some straight from the newspaper such as Dennis The Menace. 

I just lose track of where I get them from and where I've shared which ones and so on..... :NoWay:

I've been trying share all of them here with everyone.  Posting one per day or so. 

 :thanks:

Here's 'nuther 'un.

Now this one is my self-portrait. :point & laugh:

Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 08, 2014, 09:53:27 AM
Ron, did you intend to post a pic?  I don't see it here.

Barbie, you beat me to that one.  I saw that the other day and saved it to post here at some point.  That one is a good one, been there, done that.

And another,
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on May 08, 2014, 10:25:17 AM
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc296/fivestring2/tanLines_zps6f73528b.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on May 08, 2014, 10:29:19 AM
Just referring to me as Sasquatch.
'Cept Sasquatch has more hair. :smile:
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 08, 2014, 12:00:42 PM
Gotcha, Ron!   :hat wave:

Barbie, that is just hilarious!!
 :excited: :NoWay: :laughing: :applaud:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 09, 2014, 01:38:04 AM
 :funny post:   she's the wiener for sure.....      :very happy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 09, 2014, 10:51:48 AM
DEATH BY BANJO!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on May 09, 2014, 10:10:50 PM
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc296/fivestring2/lookfriendly_zps04f175ab.png)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 09, 2014, 10:58:52 PM
Oh yeah..... they look friendly ok...  :two banjos: :two banjos: :two banjos:    :point & laugh:


PADDLE FASTER PEOPLE...  :swimming:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on May 10, 2014, 08:19:00 PM
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc296/fivestring2/banjocompetition_zps9ab01d1e.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on May 10, 2014, 09:03:25 PM
Bluegrass has caught on in Africa:
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/845/2a6x.jpg)
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on May 10, 2014, 09:09:56 PM
What are they?  Other than cute!!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on May 10, 2014, 09:24:04 PM
They are young meercats. They populate the dry lands of Southern Africa.
Here is one at a farm where the farmers rescue animals from illegal zoos:
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/843/rel7.jpg)

and another
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/838/p4zy.jpg)

Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on May 10, 2014, 09:31:44 PM
OMG....that's the "Alan" animal!!

Funny Talking Animals - Walk On The Wild Side Preview - BBC One (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg#ws)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 12, 2014, 11:20:21 AM
Those are good 'uns.

But wait, there's more!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 13, 2014, 09:31:44 AM
It's a bird, it's a plane,.....
 :HotCoffee:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 14, 2014, 09:59:30 AM
The caption reads: "So much for finding intelligent life!"
  :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on May 16, 2014, 09:58:44 AM
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc296/fivestring2/elevator_zpsd90bd594.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on May 16, 2014, 11:31:01 AM
([url]http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc296/fivestring2/elevator_zpsd90bd594.jpg[/url])


As I understand it, the cartoonist is a friend of Noam Pikelny , which is why he's the banjo player in that drawing.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 16, 2014, 05:05:48 PM
Yeah, I hate that when people talk on their phones, when you're trying to pick!
 :eyeroll:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on May 16, 2014, 06:12:20 PM
Yeah, I hate that when people talk on their phones, when you're trying to pick!
 :eyeroll:

You hit it right on the nose TDF5G. How dare that suit talk on the phone when a top-flight player is offering a free concert! People just don't have any manners! :police:

Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 16, 2014, 07:07:25 PM
Talk all they want to, as far as I'm concerted....   

They will just be laggers, while I'm practicing.....  :very happy:

Practice makes better, even if you are on an elevator....!   :high five:

I was playing a bit this morning and thinking back a year ago. I'm getting
better and I can actually tell it as to what I was a year ago... it's a good feeling..
hence the need, for banjo designated elevators.

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 16, 2014, 09:41:05 PM
Ron going to a jam.

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on May 16, 2014, 09:53:47 PM
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc296/fivestring2/warfareunit_zpsc45e9c2c.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 19, 2014, 12:00:22 PM
Mighty fine, mighty fine!  Those are good 'uns!  :Giggly:

This one may have been posted here before.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 19, 2014, 12:27:47 PM
 :excited: :laughing: :lol: :very happy: :high five: :point & laugh: :point & laugh:

 :facepalm:  we just think funny thoughts.....   :chocolate bunny:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 20, 2014, 09:13:06 AM
Dueling banjos.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 06, 2014, 03:48:44 PM
 :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 06, 2014, 04:48:38 PM
It appears that with all the banjo jokes we could get the prices lowered on banjo's..  :angry2:

Then us that do like them could have more of them. One for the bathroom, elevator, living room, restaurant and not telling where else we could put them...  :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 06, 2014, 05:07:08 PM
 :funny post:

Yes I agree!!  More banjos!!
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on June 06, 2014, 05:16:48 PM
I can see building an addition already.  I think the idea is great in theory, I am just not sure how it would work out in the reality department.  I will check with my wife and see what she thinks. :fiddle break:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on June 06, 2014, 07:18:28 PM
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc296/fivestring2/catwbanjo_zps3f2799f9.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 06, 2014, 07:46:32 PM
From the visual signs you posted, it seems the wife said,  :fiddle break: yes, get rid of the fiddles and you can have more banjos. But, it might hurt a bit for awhile...  :excited:

Barbie, I was practicing some this morning and Sharon said the cat's happy... Looked down and she was just starring up at me from the floor. I kept on playing and in a lightening bolt second she was up over the chair arm in my lap for the rest of the practice session...  I don't know if she favors the banjo that much or just pestering me to give her treats.... :eyebrow:

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on June 06, 2014, 07:57:53 PM
Cats are shneaky like that!  A few weeks ago, my middle cat wouldn't come in for the night.  I shook the treat bag & she came running in.  For the next few nights she would sit at the bottom of the steps but not come in until she saw the treat bag.  Shneaky.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 09, 2014, 11:08:28 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 09, 2014, 01:55:14 PM
Whoo-aaaaah !!!   :stop:

ahh, never mind...  :eyeroll:

At first glance at this last picture it almost appeared it might be some sort of obscene photo...
but, as my eyes focused I could see it was just Banjolene' in the corner....  :excited:

I guess it's just one of them image mirages I've heard about they have out in the desert.....

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 09, 2014, 03:51:26 PM
 :ponder:

Mike, what are you thinking?!!

 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 09, 2014, 04:11:13 PM
Those white walls sort of looked like a pair of levi's for a second there... I thought I might have seen something from behind....
 :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on June 09, 2014, 05:01:03 PM
Mike,
We have specialized physicians for these sorts of issues.  :Giggly:

Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 09, 2014, 05:21:41 PM
I had to take one of them ink blot test one time...
You know the ones that have these big blotches of ink that look like stuff...
The doctor kept showing me them and I'd tell him what I saw and he said,
"You've just got a filthy mind and all you think about is filthy things......"

I said, "well you're the one that keeps showing me the dirty pictures".......   :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: oldhippy on June 09, 2014, 05:25:09 PM
I saw it too - the Levis thing. Well NOT the first time. I'm not some sort of pervert... But when I looked back later, I could see how he got that idea in his head. Should we just ban him from the site?
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 09, 2014, 05:31:49 PM
 :excited:      Oh my gosh.... I've been labeled.... 

Well ban Todd too, he's the one posting the dirty pictures....... :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 10, 2014, 09:18:28 AM
 :whip:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 10, 2014, 10:32:34 AM
No more dirty pictures .....  You're gonna get us both banned... and Michael too.
He sees things too...   :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 10, 2014, 11:50:33 PM
(http://i946.photobucket.com/albums/ad306/BanjerMike/peanutBanjo_zps3249b351.jpg) (http://s946.photobucket.com/user/BanjerMike/media/peanutBanjo_zps3249b351.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on June 11, 2014, 06:44:13 AM
8)

I LIKE BIG BUTTS....
N...
I CAN NOT ...LIE....
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 11, 2014, 09:12:03 AM
 :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on June 11, 2014, 02:05:13 PM
 :hat wave: :hat wave: :hat wave:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 11, 2014, 02:07:41 PM
 :laughing:   Now that is funny.....    :very happy:

Good to see you posting Andoni...

Mike...
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on June 11, 2014, 02:16:41 PM
Hi Mike
thank you. I'm slowly but well
Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 11, 2014, 03:57:09 PM
 :funny post:

Ditto for me too, I was wondering about how you were doing the other day.

 :wave:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 11, 2014, 06:19:42 PM
We need to throw Andoni a party for a little
spirit boost...  :drunk: :happy birthday: :party: :hat wave:
with a little music too.  :guitar: :two banjos: :mic: :bass: :drummer: :banjo: :fiddler:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on June 11, 2014, 07:58:35 PM
I'm in :hat wave: :applaud: :beer:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 11, 2014, 08:28:56 PM
Par-tay'   :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 12, 2014, 12:33:52 PM
Par-tay'   :lol:

WOO HOO!!! :excited:

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 12, 2014, 06:53:36 PM
Banjo players should be chick magnets... that boy is playing the wrong tunes......
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on June 12, 2014, 07:31:13 PM
Chick magnet??
I played my banjo on a farm and a hen and rooster chased me off! Wasn't a chick to be seen.
(http://imageshack.com/a/img849/3900/twsr.jpg)
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 12, 2014, 09:17:38 PM
 :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Naw,,, you got a really nice chick-a-dee out of the deal Ron....  :Giggly:

 :very happy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 13, 2014, 09:11:11 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 13, 2014, 12:13:48 PM
Will take my tin cup with me and this sign...  :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 13, 2014, 03:03:47 PM
Well I get often get requests, but I play the banjo anyway!  :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 16, 2014, 10:21:51 AM
 :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 16, 2014, 05:16:30 PM
 :gross:  maybe it was a Toe Ring.....  :drunk:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 16, 2014, 05:39:41 PM
This is a banjo...   
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 17, 2014, 09:12:06 AM
And some!   :two banjos:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 26, 2014, 04:34:11 PM
Two heads, better than one.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on June 27, 2014, 01:29:35 PM
 :fishing: :fishing: :fishing: :fishing: facebook
Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on June 27, 2014, 01:40:25 PM
I'm sure you would all agree: if there was only one thing you could bring to a deserted island... it would be your glory-beaming banjo.
Title: I am on vacation
Post by: Andoni on June 27, 2014, 01:46:44 PM
 I have gone on holiday
Andoni 
Title: Re: I am on vacation
Post by: MikeR on June 27, 2014, 04:50:12 PM
I have gone on holiday
Andoni


 :very happy:   Take a trip and never leave the farm..  :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 27, 2014, 09:57:32 PM
Heard of Pre War,,,,, this must have been Pre Blonde...   :laughing:     Just joking Ms Barb...

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on July 11, 2014, 09:15:05 AM
She's a little mixed up there, looks like to me.  Great old pic!
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on August 13, 2014, 11:13:11 AM
 :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 02, 2014, 03:14:01 PM
 :hat wave:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 05, 2014, 10:52:56 AM
 :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on September 08, 2014, 01:19:51 PM
Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on September 11, 2014, 09:23:35 AM
Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 11, 2014, 09:28:41 AM
 :good post:

I'm clicking the "like" button!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on September 11, 2014, 10:06:47 AM
 (http://holler.banjoholler.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6152.0;attach=4417;image)

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/a0/0b/28/a00b28ae3e41499fa34191d3cdc97eb0.jpg)
Fred & Barney would have loved a truck like that!
 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 11, 2014, 10:45:28 AM
Fred & Barney would have loved a truck like that!

They weight of this truck would have quite an effect on MPG!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on September 11, 2014, 02:50:14 PM
 :applaud:    Love the truck.....
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on September 11, 2014, 03:08:52 PM
Fred & Barney would have loved a truck like that!

They weight of this truck would have quite an effect on MPG!
No problem. It is an electric truck. :wink:
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: oldhippy on September 11, 2014, 03:47:01 PM
eee leck trickle banana.

well, since that song just got stuck in my head after hearing that it is an electric truck, I thought I would see if I could get in stuck in your head now.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on September 11, 2014, 04:32:30 PM
eee leck trickle banana.

well, since that song just got stuck in my head after hearing that it is an electric truck, I thought I would see if I could get in stuck in your head now.

Ah, Donovan! I know about Donovan. My parents told me about him and his music. :eyeroll: :smile:
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 11, 2014, 04:59:57 PM
Fred & Barney would have loved a truck like that!

They weight of this truck would have quite an effect on MPG!

No problem. It is an electric truck. :wink:
Ron
The batteries are gonna make it even heavier!  Have to apply for 18,000 LB license>
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on September 11, 2014, 07:44:53 PM
Quote
Ah, Donovan! I know about Donovan. My parents told me about him and his music. :eyeroll: :smile:
Ron

 :slap:

I liked Donovan so I'm ok getting one of his songs stuck in my head.  First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.  :tilt:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on September 11, 2014, 10:21:36 PM
If Donovan wrote the song today, my guess is that the lyrics would be
"First there is  a molehill, then there is an outcry driven by people who know how to exploit the social media for their own purposes, and THEN there is a mountain."

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 17, 2014, 09:56:33 AM
 :idea:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on September 17, 2014, 10:16:18 AM
Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on October 31, 2014, 04:51:29 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!  :frankenstein:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on October 31, 2014, 09:09:03 PM
Would a Halloween cat be playing boograss???   :flying witch:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 02, 2014, 08:51:12 AM
 
If Donovan wrote the song today, my guess is that the lyrics would be
"First there is  a molehill, then there is an outcry driven by people who know how to exploit the social media for their own purposes, and THEN there is a mountain."
      :sm. bravo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 02, 2014, 08:54:14 AM
Would a Halloween cat be playing boograss???   :flying witch:      :ponder:  I certainly hope so .  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 02, 2014, 09:36:40 AM
Boograss

 :laughing:  that was funny and I missed it, I gotta quit going camping.....   :scared:
NOT...  :point & laugh:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on November 02, 2014, 11:44:01 AM
Boozegrass..

More fun...n...tastey..  :P
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 02, 2014, 08:28:44 PM
Boozegrass..

More fun...n...tastey..  :P

No, no no no no....   The celebration to the end of prohibition is Boozegrass :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: oldhippy on November 03, 2014, 09:45:50 AM
Boozegrass..

More fun...n...tastey..  :P

No, no no no no....   The celebration to the end of prohibition is Boozegrass :ponder:

I like them both in moderation.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 04, 2014, 09:28:05 PM
I haven't seen this one on here.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 04, 2014, 11:52:38 PM
Love the Farside   :turkey hiding:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 05, 2014, 11:12:55 AM
That's a good 'un.  Seen it somewhere a while back.
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 11, 2014, 05:15:54 PM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 12, 2014, 12:14:26 AM
 :scared: Fig has a lot of banjos....
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 18, 2014, 04:40:12 PM
Ouch!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 18, 2014, 06:16:27 PM
Ouch!

Looks like a "Loco"motive to me......
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 19, 2014, 09:34:35 AM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on November 19, 2014, 10:25:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FhKob0jQJb0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FhKob0jQJb0)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 19, 2014, 10:23:44 PM
TDF5G That's awesome   :thank you:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 20, 2014, 11:59:59 AM
I wonder if he/she is going jamming?
 :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 20, 2014, 02:42:53 PM
It's more like a "Swamboree"   :turkey hiding:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 21, 2014, 09:48:43 AM
I think this one has been posted here before most likely.  I haven't seen it posted this year yet so,
Happy Thanksgiving!
 :turkey hiding:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on November 21, 2014, 10:19:46 AM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/538/QLpU84.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on November 21, 2014, 10:40:13 AM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/673/cEx6cB.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on November 21, 2014, 11:40:50 AM
(http://holler.banjoholler.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6152.0;attach=4460;image)

"ME in the HAY,
ME in the STRAW!
ME in the oven, 'cuz I taste bad RAW.
Cranberries, yams, and a bowl of cole SLAW..."
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 21, 2014, 03:04:04 PM
Gee, Ron.   We look pretty scruffy....   Mike is all feathered up and ready to go out on the town.... :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on November 22, 2014, 02:51:45 PM
But we're adorable!!!  :tilt:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 22, 2014, 10:34:10 PM
But we're adorable!!!  :tilt:

 :excited:  THAT WE ARE !     :very happy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on November 22, 2014, 11:02:46 PM
But we're adorable!!!  :tilt:


 :excited:  THAT WE ARE !     :very happy:

Speak for yoursellf:
Me:
(http://imageshack.com/a/img255/5875/bigfootsquatbanjo.jpg) :smile:
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 23, 2014, 05:35:31 PM
Cool Ron , Where did you find that left hand Banjo?  :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on November 23, 2014, 05:53:58 PM
Ah, caught again. :smile:
Never did claim that I knew how to hold a banjo properly. :P
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 23, 2014, 11:18:05 PM
Ah, caught again. :smile:
Never did claim that I knew how to hold a banjo properly. :P
Ron

 :Giggly: and, it's good to know only one of the 3 of us grew up to be so Sashquatch.....

We'll just be careful not to play tricks on you Ron..... :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on November 24, 2014, 09:00:47 AM
 :accordian: :accordian: :accordian: :drummer: :bongo: :slap: :slap: :slap: :slap:
Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on November 24, 2014, 09:09:52 AM
 :turkey dance: :turkey dance: :turkey hiding: :knife & fork: :turkey dance: :chocolate bunny: :turkey hiding: :chocolate bunny:
Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on November 24, 2014, 09:13:02 AM
 :hammer: :fiddler: :fiddler: :guitar: :bass: :Squeezebox: :mando: :two banjos: :bongo: :drummer: :accordian: :turkey hiding: :turkey hiding:
Ja,Ja,Ja,
Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 24, 2014, 11:05:46 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on December 16, 2014, 04:55:27 PM
This is good? :grinch smiley:

Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on December 16, 2014, 06:30:42 PM
Kiss, mean Gene the banjo licking machine....   :laughing:


We're watching you Andoni..   :watching you:        :point & laugh:

Have a very Merry Christmas
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 17, 2014, 09:13:47 AM
I wonder if he's doing "Kiss Me Again", old bluegrass song. :ponder:
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on January 23, 2015, 10:59:56 PM
Found this on FB ,
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on January 24, 2015, 12:02:52 AM
A SLAM, much more aggressive than a pull off or simple hammer on....  :Giggly:

 :sm. bravo:  WILL......
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on January 26, 2015, 02:17:25 PM
 :Idea:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on January 26, 2015, 02:51:13 PM
notice it doesn't say "TENS OF THOUSANDS" or "TENS OF MILLIONS" of Dollars...

See what honesty in advertising gets you... :laughing:

Gee you might make twenty dollars in this month alone...  :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on January 27, 2015, 09:26:50 AM
Yep, the best gigs are the ones that don't cost you too much!
 :(
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on January 27, 2015, 03:05:29 PM
Yep, the best gigs are the ones that don't cost you too much!
 :(

Yeah... you are lucky if they don't bring you a bill for the water you drank while performing...  :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on January 28, 2015, 09:13:25 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on January 28, 2015, 09:37:47 AM
:Idea:

I would MUCH prefer the more alliterative
"DOZENS of Dollars..."
It rolls more smoothly off the tongue, without diminishing the impact of the claim.

And, here's a REAL pain in the brain:
When my computer crashed, it took my spreadsheets with it.
So, I am trying to REMEMBER how much I sold at all the 2014 art & crap fairs, and how many dozens of dollars I made as a performer, because the madmen in Madison want their fair share of my money.

"Fair" being defined by them, of course. :slap:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 05, 2015, 12:34:53 PM
Living large? :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 05, 2015, 01:23:26 PM
This, found in a cave in Kentucky I suppose ?  :wavy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 05, 2015, 07:45:37 PM
Maybe it will have baby's  :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 05, 2015, 09:16:07 PM
Maybe it will have baby's  :bug eyes:

   huhhhhaaa ?   :scared:

   We're playing with the babies....  :scared:

   Do you reckon they get big too...  :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on February 06, 2015, 01:05:54 PM
(http://imageshack.com/a/img911/236/20l2yt.jpg)

Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 06, 2015, 03:18:58 PM
Maybe it will have baby's  :bug eyes:

 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 06, 2015, 03:19:45 PM
Would you like to super size that?   :bubblegum:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 06, 2015, 03:21:14 PM
Would you like to super size that?   :bubblegum:

 :stop: It might, just might have more babies.....  :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 06, 2015, 03:33:02 PM
Would you like to super size that?   :bubblegum:

 :stop: It might, just might have more babies.....  :laughing:

Well I'd adopt one! 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 06, 2015, 06:58:58 PM
Would you like to super size that?   :bubblegum:

 :stop: It might, just might have more babies.....  :laughing:

Well I'd adopt one!

I'm willing to adopt too......   :smile:     since Wil's mom isn't adopting any of us...  :(

 :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 06, 2015, 11:38:01 PM
 :laughing:  Mike  :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barbie on February 08, 2015, 11:22:13 AM
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc296/fivestring2/b%20williams_zpstyigvuiw.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 08, 2015, 09:36:09 PM
 :good post:  :sm. bravo:  :hat wave: Now that's funny .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 11, 2015, 04:10:05 PM
 :lol:

 :Giggly:

Here's another big 'un.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 12, 2015, 11:24:22 AM
And another.   :NoWay:

Something is going on!  :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 12, 2015, 01:23:09 PM
Must be that new fretboard enhancement formula they have out now... : "Viganjo" 

I think I'll cut the commercial right there though...   :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 12, 2015, 08:35:37 PM
 :NoWay:  If they wanted a BIG sound , Wouldn't it have been easier to put a Huber tone ring on their old banjo?   :wavy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 12, 2015, 09:21:11 PM
:NoWay:  If they wanted a BIG sound , Wouldn't it have been easier to put a Huber tone ring on their old banjo?   :wavy:

Huber huber,,,, How is the new Ridge Banjo doing Wil.....  I was looking up banjo makers in Okla... next trip over that way I'd like to go by possibly Bishline and Ridge...

If you have a purpose then you have a mission, or a great reason for a trip......  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 13, 2015, 05:05:03 PM
Maybe those banjos are built in Texas.
 :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 13, 2015, 08:35:09 PM
I would love to go visit either of those places Mike   :hat wave:  ,     TDF5G "Made in Texas "  Man I'm glad I didn't buy one made here , Mine's heavy enough  :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 13, 2015, 10:06:30 PM
I found this one at Disney .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 13, 2015, 10:47:21 PM
I found one in Branson Missouri a couple of years ago at the Grand Country complex in the pizza shop...
Worlds Largest Banjo....The neck sticks out thru the wall out over the street area...

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 14, 2015, 09:12:43 AM
That's awesome Mike , and it has strings . :HotCoffee:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on February 14, 2015, 10:00:11 AM
The Disney banjo requires high tension power line cables as strings!
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 14, 2015, 02:49:14 PM
The Branson banjo requires high powered pickers...  :very happy:

On the backside it is autographed by quite a few pickers, not sure if Earl is on there I know Roy Clark and John McEuen and Buck Trent etc.. quite a few that I couldn't read them all... Neat banjo though....
The Disney one looks pretty neat also... so grab some 4awg wire and lets tune her up and pick a spell... :very happy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 14, 2015, 10:20:01 PM
Hey Mike , did they get you to sign the one at Branson ?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 15, 2015, 12:36:59 AM
I didn't have my Sharpie that day or I would have...

 :ponder:

Next trip, I'm taking it.....Looked like anyone could if they wanted too......  :ponder:

Next time...   :thumbs:

I'll make sure I take bail money also.....   :wonky:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 15, 2015, 09:05:44 AM
LOL . Mike .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 15, 2015, 04:33:27 PM
 :facepalm:  well, I've done some research and apparently you have to be invited to sign the banjo...
But I've met Jim Owens at the motel we stay at. He comes in promoting his show down at the IMAX
theater from time to time...  :ponder:  I'm sure he could get me an invite to sign that darned thing...  :very happy:

http://tinyurl.com/kwt66fa (http://tinyurl.com/kwt66fa)     Back to looking for the sharpie...  :hat wave:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 15, 2015, 06:57:43 PM
 :Idea:    Mike , Maybe Jim could sign your name while he's signing his . :twiddle thumbs:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 15, 2015, 09:08:50 PM
I need a room like this .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 15, 2015, 10:44:49 PM
:Idea:    Mike , Maybe Jim could sign your name while he's signing his . :twiddle thumbs:

Now that's an idea..  :Idea:   or, maybe if I buy a pizza supreme i can get them to let me sign it too...  :facepalm:

 :excited:

I'm gonna work on this before my next trip back..  I figure if nothing else I can slip a sticky post-it
note up there with my name on it....  up high where they can't reach it too..... :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 18, 2015, 09:26:03 AM
I need a room like this .

 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 18, 2015, 09:28:01 AM
 :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 18, 2015, 10:38:09 AM
EXCUUUUUSSE MEEEEE!!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 18, 2015, 02:01:52 PM
Another big 'un!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 18, 2015, 02:21:16 PM
 :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 18, 2015, 02:36:07 PM
 :lol:   I invented the banjo...  :excited:         :good post:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 18, 2015, 07:39:37 PM
 :applaud: , That guy gets around  , it seems like he's everywhere . :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 19, 2015, 10:17:27 AM
 :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 19, 2015, 04:56:45 PM
MOTIVE   :ponder:   

I can understand being out on the street alone and having your banjo with you, can be dangerous but,

It's really scary when you're out there and you are a bad banjo player...   :banjo: :ninja:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 20, 2015, 09:47:13 AM
 :lol:

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 20, 2015, 09:48:27 AM
This one may have been shared here in the past.  But it looks pretty good today.

 :swimming:

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 20, 2015, 02:24:40 PM
That is cool.... if they'd made the neck a slide it would have been more fun for sure... wheeee
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on February 21, 2015, 12:21:54 AM
We were doing our evening of fine dining at the exclusive and formal Red Robin Hamburger restaurant and what do I see hanging on the wall. A musical instrument of great value. Really, a treasure. A Stradivarius, you ask? No, much more valuable and tasteful. I delay your viewing pleasure no longer:



(http://imageshack.com/a/img912/5233/JU3u4A.jpg)

Perhaps this is a 1924 Loyd Loar inspected Gibson Special Order banjo.
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on February 21, 2015, 12:57:46 AM
A true classic, what a find! :hat wave:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 21, 2015, 01:20:17 AM
Ron and Jane introduced us to Red Robin, it's now a favorite place to eat while in the Springs....  :knife & fork:  Didn't know they had great banjo's too...  :wonky:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 21, 2015, 10:01:49 AM
That is cool.... if they'd made the neck a slide it would have been more fun for sure... wheeee
  Everyone likes sliding up the neck  :swimming:   And for you people up north >  :sleighride:



 









Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 22, 2015, 07:05:58 PM
How would you put a bridge on a frying pan banjo ?
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on February 22, 2015, 08:49:43 PM
With oven mitts :wavy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 22, 2015, 08:52:57 PM
    :scared:

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 23, 2015, 10:15:39 AM
 :lol: >  :wavy:  :twiddle thumbs: It would have to be a tall bridge like a bass.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 23, 2015, 10:52:23 AM
 :lol:

Hey Ron, do you need a license to play that banjo?
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 23, 2015, 10:53:05 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 24, 2015, 09:12:13 AM
 :blush:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 24, 2015, 10:43:49 AM
Actually having a banjo in the bathroom is not such a bad idea..  :ponder:

I like it..  :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 24, 2015, 07:08:39 PM
That looks like a great Idea , except the humidity from the shower might not be good for it , maybe they could make one just for that . Maybe a bedpan banjo  :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 24, 2015, 07:58:32 PM
 :applaud:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on February 25, 2015, 10:48:44 AM
I have been holding this back because it still might be classified, but the banjo was used in PSYOPS, psychological warfare in Vietnam. But, it is time to be brought to light the desperate measures executed to press the war to the North. This is a slick, or Huey over the A Shau Valley. Please note the array of speakers. The banjo was loud enough that electronic amplification was not necessary.
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/538/sgW13g.jpg)

The result: surrender of 20 Viet Cong and 200 North Vietnamese Soldiers.

 :evilgrin:
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 25, 2015, 11:42:09 AM
  Is that figmo next to you with his head tilted down a bit..?????


 :watching you: 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on February 25, 2015, 11:49:40 AM
That's Sonny Osborne on the banjo, my almost twin brother of different mothers. :smile:
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on February 25, 2015, 03:22:31 PM
The Holler Band

Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 25, 2015, 08:00:43 PM
 :patty1:    yee haaa    :hat wave:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 25, 2015, 10:13:14 PM
We could sure use some of those banjo playing helicopter  crews now .    :toot horn:   We could drop copy's of Deliverance into enemy territory , Give them time to watch them , Then ....   The enemy would say  Run faster I hear banjo music   :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 25, 2015, 10:40:09 PM
Everyone needs one of these .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 26, 2015, 01:22:47 AM
A game like that could eventually turn in to the UBF   Ultimate Banjo Fights competition..  :CooCoo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 26, 2015, 09:57:31 AM
Everyone needs one of these .

I need that, where do you get 'em?
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 26, 2015, 09:59:26 AM
I have been holding this back because it still might be classified, but the banjo was used in PSYOPS, psychological warfare in Vietnam. But, it is time to be brought to light the desperate measures executed to press the war to the North. This is a slick, or Huey over the A Shau Valley. Please note the array of speakers. The banjo was loud enough that electronic amplification was not necessary.
([url]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/538/sgW13g.jpg[/url])

The result: surrender of 20 Viet Cong and 200 North Vietnamese Soldiers.

 :evilgrin:
Ron


I love the smell of napalm and banjos in the morning.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!   :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 26, 2015, 10:14:08 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 26, 2015, 10:14:39 AM
 :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on February 26, 2015, 10:16:57 AM
I have been holding this back because it still might be classified, but the banjo was used in PSYOPS, psychological warfare in Vietnam. But, it is time to be brought to light the desperate measures executed to press the war to the North. This is a slick, or Huey over the A Shau Valley. Please note the array of speakers. The banjo was loud enough that electronic amplification was not necessary.
([url]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/1024x768q90/538/sgW13g.jpg[/url])

The result: surrender of 20 Viet Cong and 200 North Vietnamese Soldiers.

 :evilgrin:
Ron


I love the smell of napalm and banjos in the morning.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!   :banjo:


(http://www.hangoutstorage.com/banjohangout.org/storage/photos/medium/88/8805-1542562722014.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 26, 2015, 10:19:04 AM
 :lol:

Need a surfboard too!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 27, 2015, 09:39:42 AM
 :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 27, 2015, 10:34:16 AM
 :asleep:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 27, 2015, 12:49:22 PM
:asleep:
  I just had Hernia Surgery yesterday , My wife took this picture of me in recovery , Wait till she trys to sleep :)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 27, 2015, 01:09:20 PM
A wife who takes a picture of a man in that deep of a sleep could probably also yield a frying pan very easily too...  :evilgrin:

I think she may be going for a before and after set of photos''''  :wavy:

Hope you get up and around soon Wil,  don't go picking up that heavy banjo... let the wife do it... :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 27, 2015, 01:16:42 PM
This is sort of a banjo funny...

I went to the hearing doctor yesterday and I can't hear crap.... so she says I needed 2 of them..  They now have them for Bluetooth so you can listen to TV and your phone will be hands free etc etc.. you can listen to them the volume you want and others can have the TV at their volume.  She gave the rundown on all that...

I looked at her and said, "you mean I can get a bluetooth adapter and put it on my banjo so I can hear it good and the wife can't hear it..?"  She looked at me funny and it finally hit her, "she said not for that you can't" and grinned.. Just then my phone went off, it' plays my Banjo Signal ringtone and she looked at my wife and said "he really does like the banjo doesn't he?".....   Sharon just said "oh yeah, he does"...  :excited:

That was my banjo funny for the day yesterday...... 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 28, 2015, 09:58:05 AM
Yeah Mike she knows where the frying pans are too  :slap:   :CooCoo:  :wonky:

 I looked at her and said, "you mean I can get a bluetooth adapter and put it on my banjo so I can hear it good and the wife can't hear it..?"  She looked at me funny and it finally hit her, "she said not for that you can't" and grinned.. Just then my phone went off, it' plays my Banjo Signal ringtone and she looked at my wife and said "he really does like the banjo doesn't he?".....   Sharon just said "oh yeah, he does"...  :excited:    .

That would be a great Idea , if you could get a pick up inside the banjo to your Bluetooth ,  so you could hear it over everything else being played around you .  :excited:
 .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 28, 2015, 11:03:45 AM

That would be a great Idea , if you could get a pick up inside the banjo to your Bluetooth ,  so you could hear it over everything else being played around you .  :excited:
 .
Yes it would... That's one of my biggest problems playing in  a jam,,  they are too loud and I can't hear what I'm trying to play. I don't want to over power them either as I've been told by one of the lady fiddle players that she apprecieated that I didn't play too loud like a lot of the other banjo players...
 
Wonder if,,  :ponder:  I wonder could I put my cell phone in the pot  :ponder:

Probably not..  :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 28, 2015, 03:25:42 PM
Might try it Mike , Even on stage sometime  using a single mic  a rhythm player will point the hole of their guitar right at me while I'm taking lead and I can't hear my banjo .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on February 28, 2015, 04:44:07 PM
Why not get a stethoscope and modify it so that a single tube runs to one ear?

No batteries to EVER fail at a crucial moment, and no minutes burned from your phone account.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 28, 2015, 10:53:33 PM
Why not get a stethoscope and modify it so that a single tube runs to one ear?

No batteries to EVER fail at a crucial moment, and no minutes burned from your phone account.
           
          That's a great Idea  :very happy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 28, 2015, 11:13:12 PM
Why not get a stethoscope and modify it so that a single tube runs to one ear?

No batteries to EVER fail at a crucial moment, and no minutes burned from your phone account.

We have a lady in church that is very hearing deficient and she must have a app that amplifies the speach that comes in her phone and she has a set of headphones she wears so she can hear the preacher better...
The phone is acting as an amplifier, I don't think it uses any airtime min's... I know they have recording apps for the phones...  but yeah I can see the battery being used up fairly quickly...  I'm like Wil, or probably worse than Wil, if I can't hear my banjo I just loose it.....
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on March 01, 2015, 05:53:01 AM
 :patty: :patty:
Andoni
 :patty: :patty:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 01, 2015, 10:50:41 AM
 :point & laugh:  The turkey has a foul plan for the pig... 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 01, 2015, 11:28:32 AM
" I'm like Wil, or probably worse than Wil, if I can't hear my banjo I just loose it....." 
 

       LOL , Sometimes even when I can hear my Banjo I just loose it .   :sleighride:  Wheeeee
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on March 01, 2015, 11:58:55 AM
:point & laugh:  The turkey has a foul plan for the pig...
Now , Mike, you know that the turkey has a "fowl" plan for the pig....
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on March 01, 2015, 12:03:02 PM
I have been holding this back because it still might be classified, but the banjo was used in PSYOPS, psychological warfare in Vietnam. But, it is time to be brought to light the desperate measures executed to press the war to the North. This is a slick, or Huey over the A Shau Valley. Please note the array of speakers. The banjo was loud enough that electronic amplification was not necessary.

The result: surrender of 20 Viet Cong and 200 North Vietnamese Soldiers.

 :evilgrin:
Ron


I love the smell of napalm and banjos in the morning.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!   :banjo:


Sarge, I am goin' out there alone, with all the fire power I need. I ain't takin' any prisoners.

(http://imageshack.com/a/img537/9467/XbGUqP.jpg)

Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 01, 2015, 09:49:29 PM
Theres a new Banjo Machine Gunner in town.... RONBO   :watching you:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 01, 2015, 11:31:35 PM
Theres a new Banjo Machine Gunner in town.... RONBO   :watching you:
   
 :excited:   Love it .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 02, 2015, 10:46:27 AM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 02, 2015, 10:47:42 AM
 :applaud:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 02, 2015, 07:58:10 PM
 :ponder: I often wondered if we could carry our banjo along....
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 03, 2015, 12:20:58 PM
 :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 04, 2015, 03:14:50 PM
Previous post:  That's not Clarabell!

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 04, 2015, 09:49:53 PM
Pick it till it hurts , or at least  annoys someone  :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 04, 2015, 10:53:35 PM
That's what momma always said... if you keep picking that it'll never heal....  :laughing:

 :sm. bravo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 05, 2015, 09:37:13 AM
banjo cartoons!

Be sure to click on Smithers.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 06, 2015, 11:20:27 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 06, 2015, 04:09:34 PM
Phew.... I sat down and was going to go over a few things with Geoff Hohwald on the banjo,  :two banjos:
Fell asleep,  :Sleepy:
Woke up after a daymare of the house flooding for some reason which I can't understand... :scared:
If i'm going to fall asleep during the day why do I always have a nightmare....?  :frankenstein:
I can still barely hold my eyes open but don't to go back to sleep and take care of the flooding.  :stop:
Oh wait... flooding at our age only means maybe we just need to go change our shorts...  :excited:

Never mind, I'm good..... High and dry...  :point & laugh: 

 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 08, 2015, 01:19:14 AM
 :bug eyes:  Definitely need to watch those dreams about flooding ,  :Rainy:  :Swimmer:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 08, 2015, 02:57:40 PM
Never but never, follow a cattle truck... "Yellow Rain"  especially on a motorcycle...
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 11, 2015, 12:49:08 PM
How could you fall asleep picking a banjo, Mike?   :bug eyes:

I'm glad you're house wasn't flooded.   :swimming:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 11, 2015, 08:21:45 PM
yeah,,, it's all about THE BAND man......

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 12, 2015, 09:24:19 AM
We ain't got no band, Randy!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 12, 2015, 12:35:09 PM
We ain't got no band, Randy!

Yeah, but we have a nice lawn mower blade Doyle Hargraves....  :excited:   like that movie...
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 12, 2015, 12:56:38 PM
All right then.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 12, 2015, 02:53:10 PM
Doyle was short a sandwich or two from his picnik basket if he didn't think Carl was gonna wack him...  :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 13, 2015, 11:39:39 AM
 :hat wave:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 13, 2015, 11:10:43 PM
What's the address ?    I want my banjo...   :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 15, 2015, 11:28:16 PM
Helping with the War Effort :two banjos:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 15, 2015, 11:43:04 PM
The tall guy.. must be Ron.....  :point & laugh:

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on March 15, 2015, 11:56:20 PM
But not nearly as good looking. :CooCoo:
Jane whistles "Beautiful Dreamer" when I say things like that.
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 16, 2015, 10:52:14 AM
 :excited: 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 16, 2015, 03:32:59 PM
 :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 16, 2015, 10:04:41 PM
Look at what Ron did to me..... 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 17, 2015, 10:59:51 AM
Now that's a banjo funny, fer shore!
 :laughing: :point & laugh:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 17, 2015, 11:00:32 AM
But wait, there's more!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 17, 2015, 09:29:20 PM
Life is good.. but it's getting harder, I can relate to that too as John Wayne
says on Facebook.  Life is hard enough, but it's harder when you're stupid...  :CooCoo:

I think I saw him the other day over on I-40 headed west at Exit 240.......

I was getting a shot at him and he shoots back...  :laughing:

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 18, 2015, 10:16:28 AM
Don't mess with the Duke, Mike.   You're a good guy 'cause you wear a white hat too!
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 20, 2015, 10:58:53 AM
 :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 20, 2015, 10:55:06 PM
 :excited:  Love it Todd....   
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 20, 2015, 11:04:42 PM
 :evilgrin:  Makes me want to take my banjo to a tall building and just ride up and down picking   :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 20, 2015, 11:21:25 PM
 :good post:      :mic: Everyone to Elevator #3 

:Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 21, 2015, 09:53:16 AM
:good post:      :mic: Everyone to Elevator #3 

:Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean: :Dean:
   

      The  worlds first elevator Bluegrass Festival , Get in pick for a while , get out ,get in the next one and join the song their playing ,   :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 21, 2015, 02:46:23 PM
 :scared: an elevator festival    :ponder:


It could be do-able I reckson..    :two banjos:    :thumbs: going up....     :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 21, 2015, 06:51:56 PM
Pick a key and change chords using the number system , as you change floors  :wonky:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 21, 2015, 08:30:16 PM
As Fig would say,,, thats gitting teknical now..
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 23, 2015, 11:40:27 AM
Pick a key and change chords using the number system , as you change floors  :wonky:

That would be challenging.

I've never picked on a elevator, but I heard they do at the national IBMA and SPBGMA conventions.  Never been to either of those
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 23, 2015, 12:22:05 PM
 :stop:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 23, 2015, 11:29:44 PM
Must have been outta tune....  :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 24, 2015, 09:32:42 AM
He must not be at a bluegrass festival.  They pick all night sometimes.    :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 24, 2015, 09:34:19 AM
 :comfort:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 25, 2015, 09:34:19 AM
 :tilt:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 25, 2015, 09:38:35 AM
 :good post:   :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 25, 2015, 09:50:09 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on March 25, 2015, 06:08:50 PM
Hi everyone
Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 25, 2015, 11:30:12 PM
I like " Keep on the BlueGrass"    :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 26, 2015, 10:30:27 AM
 :toot horn:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on March 26, 2015, 10:33:30 AM
 :banjo: :eye fingers:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 27, 2015, 11:09:11 AM
 :censored:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on March 29, 2015, 04:42:02 PM
OK, it isn't a banjo, but it's the same point. :smile:
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/901/b2wkQv.jpg)
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 31, 2015, 11:52:01 AM
I bet I know what song he's playin'!

 :musical notes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on March 31, 2015, 12:00:59 PM
Whatayya mean "he?"
That's a photo of me!
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 31, 2015, 02:10:29 PM
Umm......Ron, you ain't a he? 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 31, 2015, 02:11:00 PM
 :stop:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on March 31, 2015, 02:22:08 PM
Umm......Ron, you ain't a he?
Whoops? :Giggly:
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on April 01, 2015, 08:34:17 AM
OK, it isn't a banjo, but it's the same point. :smile:
([url]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/901/b2wkQv.jpg[/url])
Ron


"And now, my rendition of the Gorilla Left Behind me!"
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 02, 2015, 09:45:45 AM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 02, 2015, 06:49:09 PM
 :good post:  love the banjo bush...
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 06, 2015, 03:41:22 PM
Pickin' chair?
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 06, 2015, 10:06:56 PM
IT'S MISLABELED   :stop:,,,   SHOULD READ  "MASTERTHRONE"...    :very happy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 07, 2015, 11:09:30 AM
IT'S MISLABELED   :stop:,,,   SHOULD READ  "MASTERTHRONE"...    :very happy:

Yeah.  As long as it's not the other kind of throne!

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 07, 2015, 11:11:15 AM
 :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 07, 2015, 01:36:14 PM
The latest version.... BLAZING

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on April 07, 2015, 09:52:34 PM
IT'S MISLABELED   :stop:,,,   SHOULD READ  "MASTERTHRONE"...    :very happy:

 :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 08, 2015, 10:29:40 AM
The latest version.... BLAZING

I've seen that ad several times recently.  It pops up when I'm searching the internet.

Never heard of that guy.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 08, 2015, 10:46:34 AM
Now that's funny!   :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 09, 2015, 03:27:46 PM
 :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 09, 2015, 09:17:56 PM
That face you make....  :point & laugh:

That is funny.....
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on April 09, 2015, 09:23:08 PM
Is it even possible to have too much Banjo ?  :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 10, 2015, 02:24:58 PM
Is it even possible to have too much Banjo ?  :excited:

Yes.  I've been in a few jams where the banjo player plays way too loud!!  It can happen.
Some people just don't "get it". 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 10, 2015, 02:26:19 PM
 :CooCoo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on April 11, 2015, 07:55:20 AM
Banjo Pickin Dog

Andoni
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 14, 2015, 11:33:42 AM
 :rules:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on April 14, 2015, 10:16:43 PM



[/quote]

Yes.  I've been in a few jams where the banjo player plays way too loud!!  It can happen.
Some people just don't "get it".
[/quote]

 :facepalm:    Oh yeah , And someone will play loud thru all of everyone else's Breaks . :facepalm:   You ever see people who can't seem to stop picking long enough for someone to tune or tell you what the next song is ?
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 15, 2015, 09:49:31 AM
Oh, yes.  been there, seen that.  And the one guy who will start a song just the second you have finished one, with no warning at all, doesn't announce what the song is or what key, YIPES!!  I hate that too.

 :NoWay:

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 15, 2015, 09:50:44 AM
Might be a rerun, don't remember.  But it's a good one!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 15, 2015, 10:31:36 AM
 :excited:  It's old but it's funny and good... thanks......
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 16, 2015, 02:56:48 PM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 16, 2015, 03:29:23 PM
If a Good Time Banjo is good enough for BB King,

Then it's plenty good enough for me.. !    :high five:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 16, 2015, 03:53:57 PM
Yeah.  That ain't Lucille, is it?
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 17, 2015, 10:46:15 AM
 :angry2:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on April 17, 2015, 03:47:13 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xSQf1Ne4kcQ/UcTocR3QKwI/AAAAAAAAPio/iDhEFpeX-rc/s1600/banjo.gif)

Sing along with my leetle friend!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 20, 2015, 10:44:06 AM
Say, "hello" to my little friend!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 20, 2015, 10:56:01 AM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 21, 2015, 12:34:07 PM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 21, 2015, 01:22:41 PM
Funny  :scared:       Naw.....  :CooCoo:   Coo Coo is a better word or action for it...  :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 22, 2015, 09:25:45 AM
Well, it's just weird, ain't it?  :CooCoo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 22, 2015, 09:27:42 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on April 22, 2015, 10:40:05 AM
I am aghast! An assault banjo!
Remember when a fellow in Ohio (If I recall) bludgeoned someone to death with two banjos?!
My wife had me on a 5 day waiting period with a background check before I could buy another banjo.
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on April 22, 2015, 11:08:36 AM
I hear talk of limiting them to one string! :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 22, 2015, 06:07:15 PM
Benghazi Banjo made them for years but rumor has it that they shut down a few years ago....

Just what I heard........  :(
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on April 22, 2015, 10:12:29 PM
 :excited:   Can you have open carry or just concealed   :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 22, 2015, 10:55:54 PM
Bulldog concealed carry case... looks like a cell phone case on your side..pops right up into your hand if you need it..  but the banjo Assault model may not fit too compactly..... :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 23, 2015, 10:01:14 AM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on April 23, 2015, 08:38:42 PM
 
Bulldog concealed carry case... looks like a cell phone case on your side..pops right up into your hand if you need it..  but the banjo Assault model may not fit too compactly..... :excited:

 :praise:  :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 27, 2015, 09:51:24 AM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on April 27, 2015, 10:23:05 AM
:NoWay:    Little Banjo
That is known in certain circles as a concealed carry banjo.

Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on April 27, 2015, 10:08:41 PM
And a banjo made of Jello is, by definition, a congealed weapon!
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5c/40/65/5c40658cb72bd6b2b21328ee71bf80fc.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 28, 2015, 10:28:54 AM
:NoWay:    Little Banjo
That is known in certain circles as a concealed carry banjo.

Ron

 :lol:
Permit required, of course. 

Congealed weapon?  Is that endorsed by Bill Cosby?
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 28, 2015, 05:25:41 PM
 :scared:   
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on April 28, 2015, 08:05:07 PM
 :applaud:  :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 29, 2015, 09:21:28 AM
I'm sorry if this one has been posted here before, I don't remember.  I try not to post repeats.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 30, 2015, 12:06:58 PM
If Earl made cornbread................
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 30, 2015, 09:30:03 PM
hey, it had hot rize baking powder in it too..  :knife & fork:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on May 03, 2015, 03:13:24 PM
Picks Up  :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 04, 2015, 10:49:05 AM
You beat me to it Wil.  I was gonna post that today!

 :(

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 05, 2015, 03:08:38 PM
Like
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on May 05, 2015, 07:23:37 PM
 :ponder:    Looks like you got to post it anyway   :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 06, 2015, 10:30:31 AM
 :thanks:

I guess I just couldn't help myself!!   :blush:

I had to put it here because of the banjo picks, I reckon.    :banjo:

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 06, 2015, 11:07:51 AM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 06, 2015, 08:37:00 PM
Banjotoff cocktails, (no snark intended)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 12, 2015, 10:22:51 AM
 :banjo:

I wonder if he's gonna shoot that guy because he won't play or he won't stop playing?
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on May 12, 2015, 08:25:10 PM
Some people just don't like good music :)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 12, 2015, 09:09:33 PM
Yeah... Don't shoot the messenger or banjo player either....   (http://i946.photobucket.com/albums/ad306/BanjerMike/shootcowboy_zps8e0b54b4.gif) (http://s946.photobucket.com/user/BanjerMike/media/shootcowboy_zps8e0b54b4.gif.html)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 13, 2015, 09:15:55 AM
 :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 13, 2015, 11:35:04 AM
That's right.... most musicians "are" too old usually to grow up....   :good post:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on May 15, 2015, 10:52:37 PM
banjo's are loud enough maybe he heard them even after he went deaf
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 27, 2015, 05:18:37 PM
http://www.catswithhands.com/cdaily.html (http://www.catswithhands.com/cdaily.html)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 29, 2015, 02:42:09 PM
This may be a rerun.  And don't intend any disrespect to the great B. B. King.  Just having fun.  I think I grabbed this from Facebook.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 01, 2015, 01:57:45 PM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on June 03, 2015, 06:46:30 PM
That's right Keep Practicing   :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 05, 2015, 11:11:31 AM
What's the difference between a banjo player and a lawyer?

You don't want to run over a lawyer, You'll get sued! 

 :whip:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 08, 2015, 04:36:08 PM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on June 09, 2015, 09:17:35 PM
 :sm. bravo: 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 12, 2015, 10:28:53 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on June 12, 2015, 10:14:50 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 24, 2015, 09:24:22 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on June 24, 2015, 08:39:15 PM
 :two banjos: < in stereo :)       Are all those Banjos yours ?  :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 26, 2015, 10:04:05 AM
No sir. 

I had 5 or 6 at one point, but since acquiring my "Goldie" I have liquidated down to 2.  At least that's the current status for me.  (need the eyeroll emoticon here, seems to have disappeared again).

A friend of mine has a banjo he may want to trade.  Haven't got together on that deal yet. 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on June 27, 2015, 05:16:05 PM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on July 07, 2015, 04:02:08 PM
As to not disappoint, here is the banjo funny for the day! 

And a smiley face to go with it!   :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on July 07, 2015, 08:17:13 PM
And He's teaching them to tune by ear  :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on July 14, 2015, 03:42:05 PM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on July 14, 2015, 09:01:33 PM
 :bug eyes:  That's a lot of Banjo's
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on August 17, 2015, 03:30:22 PM
Feudin' banjos!

 :slap:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on August 21, 2015, 10:55:33 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on August 21, 2015, 11:21:51 PM
 :two banjos:  Jam straight .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on August 24, 2015, 11:26:39 AM
 :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on August 26, 2015, 11:25:44 AM
I thought the last one was very funny.  /\ :laughing:
                                                               
Did everyone miss it?   :ponder:

Here's another.  :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on August 26, 2015, 08:29:22 PM
I thought the last one was very funny.  /\ :laughing:
                                                        I thought it was funny also :) someone posted it on my FB .
 :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: RonC on August 26, 2015, 10:54:31 PM
Now, THAT is frightening!
Who knows how he will use it.
Ron
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on August 27, 2015, 07:37:17 AM
i understand that ya need ah speichal. , permit. . .

ta possess. . ah banjo capahbull. .

of full automatic. .
Rock.n.Roll. . . . .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on August 27, 2015, 11:44:04 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on August 28, 2015, 11:04:54 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on August 30, 2015, 10:44:28 PM
 :applaud:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on August 31, 2015, 11:09:36 AM
I'll bet I could make some $ doing that!   :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 14, 2015, 12:27:16 PM
 :wave:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on September 15, 2015, 07:37:14 PM
The cure to depression .  :toot horn:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 16, 2015, 09:30:14 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on September 16, 2015, 07:27:46 PM
 :sm. bravo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 24, 2015, 11:16:11 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on September 24, 2015, 06:46:06 PM
 :rules:   No Calm picking allowed   :stop:           :CooCoo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on September 26, 2015, 12:10:37 PM
 :wonky:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 28, 2015, 12:03:41 PM
 :lol:


That's a good one!  I had not seen that.

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 30, 2015, 09:44:37 AM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on September 30, 2015, 07:01:25 PM
 :applaud:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on October 06, 2015, 04:37:51 PM
 8)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on October 06, 2015, 08:09:16 PM
same line of thought , However I find this has worked just as well for the banjo :)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on October 07, 2015, 09:13:38 AM
 :lol:

How many more gals would he get if he were driving a cooler car, instead of that old station wagon?
 :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on October 09, 2015, 09:35:39 AM
 :mic:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on October 09, 2015, 09:00:09 PM
:lol:

How many more gals would he get if he were driving a cooler car, instead of that old station wagon?
 :ponder:

 :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on October 09, 2015, 09:20:40 PM
Some body posted > Bill plays the banjo because he lost his whormonica.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on October 12, 2015, 10:28:18 AM
That ain't right!   :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on October 19, 2015, 04:26:57 PM
Stole this from FB. :thanks:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 05, 2015, 11:05:51 AM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 09, 2015, 11:50:58 AM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Paulf on November 09, 2015, 03:39:16 PM
Ha, we really need a like button.  That's funny.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 09, 2015, 11:46:36 PM
 :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 10, 2015, 12:24:19 AM
 :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on November 10, 2015, 12:49:43 AM
 :good post:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on November 10, 2015, 08:26:55 AM
SUPEIZE....Suprize.....suprize...!!


That ain't his finger....!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 10, 2015, 10:47:50 AM
 :lol:

And Norm McDonald as Colonel Sanders now.  Who'd ever a thunk it?   :NoWay:  I liked the guy that had before him better. 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 19, 2015, 09:31:26 AM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 19, 2015, 07:10:22 PM
 :banjo:    :smile: 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 25, 2015, 11:45:44 PM
 :ponder:

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 26, 2015, 08:09:36 AM
 :lol:   :bass:   :elvis:    :fiddler:   :guitar:   :two banjos:  Truck load sale of musicians
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 26, 2015, 08:21:26 AM
Happy Thanksgiving all
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 26, 2015, 08:31:49 AM
 :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on November 26, 2015, 01:28:34 PM
(http://holler.banjoholler.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6152.0;attach=5300;image)
ME in the hay, hey hey!

ME in the  straw, aw-haw!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 30, 2015, 01:42:29 PM
Great funny pics everyone.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 02, 2015, 09:37:08 AM
Found this one for banjos.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on December 02, 2015, 11:15:34 AM
Found this one for banjos.

 :CooCoo: How many instruments does this guy play ?????   a guitar and now a banjo... he ain't gonna have enough room to store them all....   8)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 02, 2015, 07:42:22 PM
 :excited:   He may have to get Fig to store them in his new banjo haven   :Giggly: 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on December 02, 2015, 09:01:48 PM
 :button:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 03, 2015, 10:05:23 AM
:excited:   He may have to get Fig to store them in his new banjo haven   :Giggly:

 :button:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 09, 2015, 09:29:26 AM
 :(
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 09, 2015, 07:04:55 PM
 :point & laugh:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 22, 2015, 02:08:42 PM
What?  Why wouldn't you?  :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 22, 2015, 07:57:49 PM
I'll take it if he don't want it  :excited:  How could anyone not want a Banjo  :slap:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 22, 2015, 08:13:55 PM
       :beat:      I got him straightened out .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 23, 2015, 10:10:12 AM
 :button: :button: :button:

He's been brought up very well! 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 23, 2015, 06:39:25 PM
 :button:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 26, 2015, 08:01:22 PM
This is the truth
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on December 27, 2015, 12:01:24 AM
Thats good, my son plays pipes, now I got one for him.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 28, 2015, 11:51:07 AM
I just don't care for bagpipes at all. I don't like the drone sound.  I keep wanting them to change chords!  :BangHead:

And they always play Amazing Grace.  I like Amazing Grace very much, just play something else, please.   :thumbs:

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 28, 2015, 11:52:23 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 28, 2015, 08:19:19 PM
I like bagpipes a little . However I heard some guys playing them at a place we played and I realized how the term " Let the cat out of the Bag" came from .  :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 28, 2015, 09:43:11 PM
Really
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on December 29, 2015, 01:33:05 AM
 :button:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 30, 2015, 11:05:53 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 31, 2015, 08:46:11 AM
 :snow:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 31, 2015, 06:58:45 PM
 :throw snowball:  I like the snowman .  :snow:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 02, 2016, 02:09:12 PM
 :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 02, 2016, 08:00:35 PM
 :lol:   A least   :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on February 03, 2016, 10:17:58 AM
Because one of my VERY favorite banjos uses hardware salvaged from a German made FRAMUS banjo, I recognize that the squirrel is playing a Framus.

Were it up to ME, I would change the caption to the more alliterative "DOZENS of dollars".

Why don't those people pay me as a consultant, before making their mini-posters????
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 03, 2016, 08:22:57 PM
Because one of my VERY favorite banjos uses hardware salvaged from a German made FRAMUS banjo, I recognize that the squirrel is playing a Framus.

Were it up to ME, I would change the caption to the more alliterative "DOZENS of dollars".

Why don't those people pay me as a consultant, before making their mini-posters????

How the heck to you finger a banjo that small ????    :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on February 03, 2016, 08:50:41 PM
I Photoshop my fingers down to 8% of their regular size.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 04, 2016, 09:17:12 AM
 :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 05, 2016, 09:17:21 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on February 05, 2016, 12:23:34 PM
You as well
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 05, 2016, 06:47:23 PM
 :excited:  Awesome . you have a great Day also :)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 06, 2016, 10:36:18 PM
Awesome Truth
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 08, 2016, 08:57:37 AM
Lets raid this place .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on February 08, 2016, 09:07:52 AM
 :funny post:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 08, 2016, 10:51:51 AM
Those are good 'uns!   :thumbs:

Say hello to my little friend.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on February 08, 2016, 11:59:29 PM
 :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 09, 2016, 09:53:26 AM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 09, 2016, 06:47:49 PM
 :ponder:   That person is/was driving or he's in England .  Don't toss the driver out  :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 09, 2016, 10:01:55 PM
Paddle faster Forrest :)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 10, 2016, 09:36:04 AM
 :button:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 11, 2016, 09:18:59 AM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 11, 2016, 08:14:18 PM
  :bug eyes:  I thought all banjo pickers had young beautiful wife's .  Its like being rich , you know , with out the money .  :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 12, 2016, 09:40:58 AM
Yeah, the girls love the banjo pickers!   :heartbeat:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 12, 2016, 09:51:08 AM
 :CooCoo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on February 12, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
 :NoWay:    Surely not .  :Giggly:  Good thing I bought mine already tuned   :very happy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 15, 2016, 11:46:59 AM
:NoWay:    Surely not .  :Giggly:  Good thing I bought mine already tuned   :very happy:

That's my old joke I tell on stage, when I have to tune, I'll say "It was in tune when I bought it!"
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 02, 2016, 01:42:56 PM
 :high five:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 02, 2016, 01:43:40 PM
 :HotCoffee:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 03, 2016, 09:29:12 AM
 :hammer:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 03, 2016, 08:20:27 PM
 :lol:      :thank you:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 04, 2016, 09:27:37 AM
 :beer:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 06, 2016, 08:59:03 PM
That's the truth   :sm. bravo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on March 07, 2016, 12:19:05 AM
 :good post:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 08, 2016, 10:52:32 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 08, 2016, 06:59:46 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 09, 2016, 09:19:29 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 09, 2016, 07:00:49 PM
LOL, My wife bought me that shirt .   :patty:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 10, 2016, 09:55:59 AM
LOL, My wife bought me that shirt .   :patty:

I should get one too.  That sounds like a good retirement plan to me!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 10, 2016, 07:03:13 PM
 :button:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on March 11, 2016, 08:11:41 AM
It's been whut I been  dooin.....  :mando:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 11, 2016, 09:35:14 AM
It's been whut I been  dooin.....  :mando:

 :button:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Paulf on March 27, 2016, 06:05:40 PM
I thought this was a good one as well.

http://www.banjohangout.org/topic/316655 (http://www.banjohangout.org/topic/316655)

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 27, 2016, 10:50:56 PM
 :point & laugh:    Yep that's a good one . LOL
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 31, 2016, 11:13:36 AM
 :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Paulf on April 01, 2016, 03:01:22 AM
That's another classic, shame that it's not a sharper picture.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 08, 2016, 09:25:45 AM
 :hammer:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on April 09, 2016, 10:54:46 PM
 :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 11, 2016, 09:52:35 AM
 :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 13, 2016, 09:39:14 AM
 :angry2:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on April 17, 2016, 07:48:02 PM
Here's another one
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 18, 2016, 09:56:15 AM
 :button:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on April 21, 2016, 11:01:05 AM
Liked this one.....

Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on April 22, 2016, 09:15:36 AM
That's a good 'un!  :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 04, 2016, 02:51:20 PM
 :explode:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on May 05, 2016, 07:59:40 PM
I thought banjo players were always in tune   :eyebrow:  It must be all the other pickers that are out . :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 06, 2016, 09:37:39 AM
I thought banjo players were always in tune   :eyebrow:  It must be all the other pickers that are out . :excited:

You are right, Will.  I've been a jam or two like that!   :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 06, 2016, 04:33:42 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 07, 2016, 10:30:55 AM
he he...  whiners, both of them.....   :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 09, 2016, 09:23:30 AM
 :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 10, 2016, 12:50:31 PM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on May 10, 2016, 03:41:56 PM
Cute... :funny post:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 16, 2016, 11:21:09 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 16, 2016, 05:22:40 PM
That Opossum looks familiar.....  I went in the back room of my old shop one day and was cleaning some stuff up... heard a noise and moved an old feed sack and jumped like a cat.. Under the sack was a opossum and her little brood. She was going to protect them and she snarled and hissed like a she devil, it looked like she had a thousand teeth and was gonna leap on me.  NO playing Opossum for her that day...  :excited:

I just decided instead of running them out to let her get them ready to leave and let them be... She was gone within a week.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 17, 2016, 09:49:23 AM
I reckon, like most mothers, they can get mean if they feel their young 'uns are threatened.

I've not had much experience with possums.  I've had one pass through our place a few times. :catrunning:

Never tried playing the banjo around one either.  That might have poor results!  :NoWay:
 :banjo:



Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 17, 2016, 09:50:20 AM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on May 17, 2016, 01:00:04 PM
Loud Ralph....   :excited:

Tomorrow's hump day....  :camel:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 20, 2016, 11:30:22 AM
 :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on May 20, 2016, 07:53:06 PM
 :excited:  This juggler better hope the strings have been cut properly or he will get stuck by them   :point & laugh:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 24, 2016, 09:35:13 AM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on May 24, 2016, 07:23:36 PM
 :applaud:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 06, 2016, 10:52:57 AM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 08, 2016, 11:24:22 AM
 :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 08, 2016, 05:00:52 PM
shuda told them that the tuning was the worst part...... :wavy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on June 08, 2016, 11:09:38 PM
shuda told them that the tuning was the worst part...... :wavy:
     :excited:   Rock bands can play all night with out tuning , Bluegrass bands can tune all night with out playing  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 09, 2016, 10:24:49 AM

[/quote]     :excited:   Rock bands can play all night with out tuning , Bluegrass bands can tune all night with out playing  :facepalm:
[/quote]

That's a good one!  :laughing:

We tune because we care! 

Used to jam with a guy that would say, when someone was out of tune, "that's ok, it'll just sound like there are more of us!" :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on June 09, 2016, 10:58:39 PM
Can you say "We tune because we care!  "

ten times in a wo wheel fast.....   :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 10, 2016, 10:07:06 AM
Can you say "We tune because we care!  "

ten times in a wo wheel fast.....   :bug eyes:

It would sound like Fig-Latin!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 21, 2016, 09:14:56 AM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on June 23, 2016, 08:07:21 PM
 :excited:  I hate when that happens :)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on July 15, 2016, 11:45:32 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on July 16, 2016, 08:44:12 AM
 :explode:   I spent all these years trying to learn how to pick my banjo , and I could have just bought one of these .   :angry2:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on July 18, 2016, 11:04:58 AM
:explode:   I spent all these years trying to learn how to pick my banjo , and I could have just bought one of these .   :angry2:

That's what I thought!  Who'd a thunk it?  It would be fun to play with it wouldn't it?  Looks like maybe it operates like an old player piano.
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on July 18, 2016, 11:06:58 AM
Waiting for the guitar picker to get in tune!
 :asleep:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on July 18, 2016, 10:08:17 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on July 18, 2016, 11:26:34 PM
has this happened to you ?  :bug eyes:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on July 19, 2016, 09:27:09 AM
Nope, I've never had that problem!   :point & laugh:  I figure the banjo was enough to scare the gals away.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on July 20, 2016, 09:17:36 PM
 :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on July 26, 2016, 10:18:19 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on August 17, 2016, 09:16:55 AM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Paulf on August 17, 2016, 06:26:38 PM
That's the look I give.   :applaud:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 07, 2016, 03:13:52 PM
 :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on September 07, 2016, 05:24:00 PM
 :good post: :rules: :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on September 08, 2016, 08:34:08 PM
That's the look , when that something I accidentally  hit with the Banjo , is my Wife .  :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 09, 2016, 09:36:21 AM
You'd better be careful, Wil.  That could be a might dangerous! :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 27, 2016, 05:04:27 PM
 :point & laugh:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on September 28, 2016, 07:24:40 PM
 :excited:   
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on September 29, 2016, 12:16:24 AM
Banjo's are chick magnets, here is the proof.... :wavy:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on September 29, 2016, 09:50:38 AM
 :banjo:   :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 30, 2016, 09:18:51 AM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on September 30, 2016, 09:26:07 AM
 :button:  Billy is really Happy . :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on September 30, 2016, 03:02:19 PM
Bill Was right
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on October 03, 2016, 01:46:07 PM
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on October 04, 2016, 10:04:34 PM
Awesome Tee Shirt .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on October 21, 2016, 09:54:09 AM
 :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on October 22, 2016, 01:28:12 PM
 :excited:   Yes get ,   LOL  :sm. bravo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 01, 2016, 11:41:40 AM
Happy Halloween!  :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 04, 2016, 09:43:23 AM
This may have been posted before but I don't remember.  I'm getting old and I am a banjo picker and my memory isn't what it used to be!  :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Andoni on November 07, 2016, 11:37:06 AM
"Jim" waffle chocolate candy!!! And Jim plays bluegrass banjo! (found in Tashkent's supermarket))
I ate it tonight, so I hope I could play country music like Jim)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 08, 2016, 12:09:21 AM
 :knife & fork: I'll have a helping of Jim's too then...    :banjo:        :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 13, 2016, 10:09:19 AM
 :censored:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 20, 2016, 09:23:43 AM
I posted this on my wife's wall and said , What did you say ? :)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 21, 2016, 10:38:34 AM
 :button:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on November 22, 2016, 01:58:27 AM
:button:

Love it...  :sm. bravo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 29, 2016, 10:44:07 AM
 :coffee:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 29, 2016, 07:49:44 PM
 :excited:   Gotta love , little Roy and Lizzy .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 30, 2016, 09:25:03 AM
They put on a good show.  Little Roy knows a lot of banjo too!   :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 30, 2016, 09:27:02 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 31, 2016, 12:37:57 AM
 :ponder:  That's common Sense Math . :hat wave:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on January 05, 2017, 09:20:58 AM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on January 06, 2017, 07:55:09 PM
 :good post: :sm. bravo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on January 08, 2017, 09:58:37 AM
 :lol:   :sm. bravo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on January 13, 2017, 09:20:42 AM
I like this one!  :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on January 13, 2017, 11:21:24 PM
 :applaud:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on January 16, 2017, 10:06:33 AM
 :laughing:
That's a good one Wil.  I seen that on FB the other day.
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: MikeR on January 16, 2017, 06:25:25 PM
 :button:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on February 07, 2017, 10:07:01 AM
 :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on March 30, 2017, 09:22:48 AM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on March 30, 2017, 09:31:21 PM
 :excited:   Love it  :sm. bravo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on March 31, 2017, 11:15:57 AM
 :button:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on March 31, 2017, 12:00:23 PM
 :button: ditto..!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on May 17, 2017, 09:53:20 AM
I cut this out of the Kansas City Star the other day.
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barry on May 17, 2017, 10:45:32 AM
Good one.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on May 17, 2017, 09:45:14 PM
 :lol:   :angry2:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 01, 2017, 03:42:39 PM
 :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on June 01, 2017, 10:36:21 PM
WOW this is a real new  one , Terry Poirier just started playing Bass for Little Roy .  :sm. bravo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 02, 2017, 10:24:44 AM
WOW this is a real new  one , Terry Poirier just started playing Bass for Little Roy .  :sm. bravo:

Yes, I read that on Bluegrass Today the other day.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on June 05, 2017, 07:59:06 PM
One night only: A Bluegrass opera about the Macedonian Empire, starring Little Roy as
ALEXANTLER the GREAT!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on June 06, 2017, 10:41:43 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 07, 2017, 11:02:22 AM
One night only: A Bluegrass opera about the Macedonian Empire, starring Little Roy as
ALEXANTLER the GREAT!
:laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 07, 2017, 12:05:42 PM
Found a video.  :smile:


https://youtu.be/O_nPsaa12hY
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on June 08, 2017, 10:50:29 PM
Truck monkey wins again  :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on June 09, 2017, 10:34:47 AM
The Trunk Monkey commercials crack me up!  :laughing:  I had never seen the banjo one til this week.  My favorite one is the guy who breaks into the car and tries to steal it.
 :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on June 10, 2017, 09:51:30 AM
 :lol: I like them to, and the banjo one was new to me , Thanks for sharing  :good post:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on July 12, 2017, 09:22:10 AM
 :(
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on July 13, 2017, 11:51:54 PM
 :excited:   He might have been talking to more than one of them   :two banjos:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on August 17, 2017, 09:29:16 AM
 :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on August 17, 2017, 10:44:24 PM
 :sm. bravo: I'm glad someone does, I'm still trying to figure mine out  :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barry on August 18, 2017, 06:59:59 AM
Good one.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on August 31, 2017, 12:17:32 PM
 :banjo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on August 31, 2017, 09:39:58 PM
 :applaud:   , Nice one .
Here is a picture of the fancy banjo stand they had at a nursing home I played at .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 01, 2017, 11:34:01 AM
That's a grand stand, Wil!  :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on September 02, 2017, 12:15:23 AM
 :thank you:   I don't ever put it on a  regular stand and I don't like to pick it up from ground level , so I try to put it on something , this was just perfect .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Squared Eel on September 02, 2017, 04:09:59 AM
:applaud:   , Nice one .
Here is a picture of the fancy banjo stand they had at a nursing home I played at .
----------------------
Speaking of banjos, music, pianos, and beer:

How much does a stein weigh?
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/two-beautiful-blond-brunette-girls-oktoberfest-beer-stein-young-dirndl-drinks-out-isolated-white-background-76285837.jpg)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on September 29, 2017, 03:28:41 PM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on September 30, 2017, 12:34:10 AM
 :good post:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 01, 2017, 04:15:14 PM
 :hammer:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barry on November 01, 2017, 04:17:20 PM
Good one.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on November 01, 2017, 08:53:10 PM
Ahhhh...
Bluesgrass..... ;0)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 01, 2017, 09:13:26 PM
 :smile:    :wonky:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 03, 2017, 09:26:05 AM
 :eye fingers:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 05, 2017, 10:18:22 PM
Don't we all :)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Paulf on November 06, 2017, 12:40:04 AM
 :sm. bravo: :good post:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 06, 2017, 09:58:31 AM
 :laughing:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on November 06, 2017, 11:19:55 AM
 :button: :applaud:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on November 06, 2017, 03:50:56 PM
How'd you git that picture of me Liz...Will..?
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 07, 2017, 10:21:27 PM
 :excited:  It was on the internet Fig  :excited:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 09, 2017, 11:01:43 AM
 :hammer:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 09, 2017, 10:39:38 PM
 :scared:  That must have been one of those cheap banjos that don't stay in tune  :CooCoo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 17, 2017, 09:37:31 AM
 :two banjos:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on November 17, 2017, 05:08:45 PM
 :ponder:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Vapor on November 18, 2017, 12:06:46 PM
 :CooCoo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 21, 2017, 08:24:21 PM
They should get one of each , just in case  :excited:  We just got back from Tennessee, and while we were there we saw signs that read  "Please be polite and use pull offs"  and we were thinking , What about slides and hammer on's  :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 22, 2017, 12:26:14 PM
 :CooCoo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 22, 2017, 07:56:51 PM
 :facepalm:   Well that would sure make them shorter .  :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on November 23, 2017, 09:17:23 PM
Best way i know ta change strings..... ;0)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 24, 2017, 07:46:07 AM
This is more nice than funny .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on November 26, 2017, 08:37:47 PM
This one would be nice if it were a 5 string .
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on November 27, 2017, 04:25:09 PM
 :button:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 01, 2017, 09:23:56 AM
 :HotCoffee:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 02, 2017, 12:40:37 AM
 :excited:   Awesome  :two banjos:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Barry on December 02, 2017, 05:57:38 AM
Good one.
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 07, 2017, 05:19:12 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 07, 2017, 11:51:11 PM
 :excited:  I can see why , its a 4 string banjo.  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 12, 2017, 09:51:52 AM
 :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 13, 2017, 09:52:28 PM
WOW ,  :sm. bravo:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 14, 2017, 12:22:46 PM
WOW ,  :sm. bravo:

Yes.  I've not tried that.  I don't think I will either!  :NoWay:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 14, 2017, 12:23:21 PM
 :heartbeat:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on December 14, 2017, 10:06:37 PM
Man....

Talk about..pulling ah tune....
Outta  yer azz....!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 15, 2017, 09:29:33 AM
Man....

Talk about..pulling ah tune....
Outta  yer azz....!

 :lol:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: Paulf on December 15, 2017, 05:00:21 PM
 :sm. bravo: :toot horn:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 16, 2017, 09:28:24 AM
And now lets hear it from the banjo player , go ahead and let her rip.  :bug eyes:  :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on December 16, 2017, 03:03:48 PM
Let them notes...fly...!  :scared:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 19, 2017, 09:44:56 AM
And now lets hear it from the banjo player , go ahead and let her rip.  :bug eyes:  :Giggly:

 :Giggly:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 19, 2017, 09:46:48 AM
 :wonky:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on December 20, 2017, 10:05:29 PM
 :ponder:   Forced practice ?
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on December 21, 2017, 10:52:34 AM
:ponder:   Forced practice ?

 :Giggly:

Or maybe enforced practice!
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on January 03, 2018, 09:46:22 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: TDF5G on January 18, 2018, 03:45:02 PM
This may be a repeat.  But it's good enough to see again IMO.  :smile:
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: wilbanjo on January 18, 2018, 09:57:36 PM
 :applaud:   :sm. bravo: 
Title: Re: Banjo Funny
Post by: 59figmo on January 19, 2018, 09:07:31 AM
True'nuff....

Darn good addvice...


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